Twisting the Pelican

A cliche which by definition has no meaning. Twisting the pelican is the Schrödinger's cat of cliches.
I would give an example of twisting the pelican; however, it doesn't exist.
by Lastcoolnameleft April 4, 2009
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Fork twisting

When to men stab each other with their dicks while twisting on each other.

Most kinky gay sex move known to men.
Eric wasn't sure what Thomas was doing when he started fork twisting him.

Fork twisting is very unpleasant said Nico.
by moleycyrass January 1, 2015
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Twirly Twist

Assuming a cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position, the receiving partner holds onto a ceiling fan or similar rotating device while riding the penetrating partner in constant, rhythmic rotation and penetration at no less than 13 mph.
If you think a blumpkin is an experience, let me introduce you to the Twirly Twist.
by Boba fett the bum December 14, 2022
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Twisted fucker

A person that is messed up in the mind. Prevert.
That twisted fucker. set my clothes on fire.
by SassyGirl21 March 5, 2019
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twisted chopper

The best energy drink ever with a shitload of sugar and caffiene.

Only available in Washington, Nevada, North California, and Oregon, but worth looking for.
"Twisted Chopper is the KING of the energy drinks!! Not for your average high school retard who just drinks it to look cool."
by voorheez January 16, 2008
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strawberry twist

A term referring to a sexual act in which the clitoris is twisted or 'nurpled'.
Baby, I wanna strawberry twist you tonight!
by Butt scandal! August 31, 2011
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Nigger Twist

When your crap in the toilet swirls around when you flush it, sometimes resulting in skid marks all round the toilet.
Me - "Oh man my crap just did a nigger twist!"

Friend - "Good to know..."
by MisoCharlie February 1, 2010
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