Turcock

the outcome of when a turtle and a peacock interbreed,a hybrid of a turtle and peacock

Girl: What's that animal? It looks like a turtle, but it has feathers.
Boy: It's a turcock, duh.

by alessia!909 October 18, 2010

Dirty Turked

To go on holiday to Turkey and shag a local.

"Yeah I just got back from Marmaris where I got dirty turked by a barman called Mehmet on a sun lounger."

by fulleulla May 14, 2010

turfed

too look bad or to get the shit beat out of u. or to dance

damn zach. you got hella turfed by mikey

i need a haircut. my shit is turfed

by steffan loudon April 10, 2007

Turked

Similar to turnt, except to a Whole, Notha, Level. Usually involves drinking excessively to hardly function. Made famous by Dillon Francis and Phantoms in his always epic snapchat stories

"Yo Dillon, Let's get fucking turked tonight"
"What the fuck is turked?!"
"Just shut up and drink this"

by Urmothersboxbanger July 4, 2016

Turcoma

(Tur-koma) A deep and unending sleep induced by consuming copious amounts of turkey. The only known cure is at least 18 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Rumors abound that this new fad (exercise) will reverse the affects. As of now I have found no one who is willing to take this drastic measure.

Uncle Joe is in a deep turcoma in the living room.

by Trooper0330 November 28, 2010

turchiffle

1. A turkey stuffed with chicken and waffles.
2. The third member of the unholy thanksgiving trinity: Treducken, Cthuken and Turchiffle.
3. A half snort, half belch, half bellow of culinary surprise.

Mary was disappointed by the thanksgiving spread until Bob reached into the turkey and revealed that it was a legendary Turchiffle.

To no ones chagrin, Uncle Bob unleashed a mighty turchiffle at the dining room table when he was confronted by the legendary Turchiffle.

by shinierball December 17, 2013

turbek

From the nation of Turbekistan.

Dude. That ginger-haired guy is from Turbekistan!

by Cranking-American July 28, 2016