trojan war

The time of which it takes to get your condom opened and on vs. the time you can maintain an erection without stimulation.

Last night i was with my gurl, when it was sex time i pulled out my condom and it was a trojan war.

by monkeyman122 September 7, 2009

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trojan ecstacy

condom shaped like a penis missile and fits your penis if you have an over-sized rumple foreskin and/or helmet

Lars: dude i just tried that new trojan ecstacy condom
Tim: how was it? i wanna try them
Lars: honestly, it felt like nothing was there because the top was shaped like i was squeezing the shaft of my dick
Tim: really?! my dick is shaped like a missile so they'd be perf...

by Larsss October 21, 2010

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trojan rawdog

a condom with just the ring, nothing else

Dom Mazzetti: "lemme tell you a little secret man, I brought my own brand of condom down to seaside, I call it the Trojan rawdog. It's just the ring, just the ring of the condom, nothin else. Now I got like 8 bastard kids in seaside."

by dom_mazzetti0284 October 5, 2013

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Trojan Entrance

The sudden & unannounced arrival at a party, skipping the courtesies. Without greeting or notifying anyone of your entrance, just start drinking and pretend you were there the whole time.

When somebody confronts you with your sudden appearance, just act like he is the one being crazy or not paying proper attention.

- ''Hey Staines, you here? When did you come in?''
- ''What are you talking about man? I've been here the whole evening.''
- ''Yeah whatever, sounds like you pulled a Trojan Entrance''

The Trojan Entrance goes along well with the Polish Exit.

- ''Hey man, have you seen Staines leaving?''
- ''What are you talking about? He wasn't here in the first place''.
- ''Brilliant, he combined a Trojan Entrance with a Polish Exit. Well played.''

by SwiftDos November 23, 2011

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Trojan Grenade

When your initial assumption about the level of attractiveness of any given girl in tights, from the back, is proven drastically wrong when she turns around and reveals she is actually a grenade.

Guy1: Dude, look at that girl and her tights. She's so hot.
Guy2: Nah dude, she's a trojan grenade. Wait for her to turn around.

Girl1: Ugh, and she looked so good from the back...
Guy1: Yeah, that's a trojan grenade.

by Anti-Buzzkill Laws March 22, 2011

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