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Cincinnati Tractor 

This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.
"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"
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Muddy tractor 

When you motorboat a person's butt cheeks
Man, I gotta brush my teeth. Things got wild and I gave her the ole muddy tractor.
Muddy tractor by Indy Andy jones November 20, 2021

Dirty Tractor 

Your dick after you plow her dirty butt rutt.
She had a muddy rutt so I plowed her field with my dirty tractor.
Dirty Tractor by Meme farmer September 5, 2022

twat tractor 

Any vehicle commonly piloted by and/or transporting lots of loud, dumb-ass girls. Commonly seen near shitty clubs and malls.
Dude 1: Did you see those bitches crammed in that car driving around?
Dude 2: Yea, that's a real fucking twat tractor.

texas tractor pull 

when a guy is have anal sex with a girl/guy and pulls out with shit on his dick and starts wacking off.
john: i did the ol texas tractor pull on that girl last night

Rusty Tractor 

the art of dragging a naked girl across the floor by her hair through feces.
She'd been waiting for the rusty tractor all night.
Rusty Tractor by Breakfast star October 12, 2014

Dildo Tractor 

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.
"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."

Dildo Tractor by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008