funeral tourist

When people have no known connections to a deceased person but insist on attending the funeral as they do not want to miss out on a community event

"My neighbours didn't even know the bloke, but sure enough they Had to be there, the damn funeral tourists..."

"They wouldn't miss it, they are funeral tourists and have to be seen at every event, like as if it is a public spectacle or a community event."

by RatbagKiwi December 7, 2017

TADGER TOURIST

A girl who claims to be a good ride and plenty of tadger experience and been to tadger town plenty when realistically they are the opposite and still a tourist of tadger town

Na she is all talk about her blowjobs she’s a tadger tourist

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Tourist dad

If i had to put it bluntly, I would refer to this man as 'gallant', the impact this man has on the prospect of society to become a better place with this man in it is, how I would put optimistic to say the least. He can be portrayed as inquisitive, yet emotional. The impact this man has on my life is in fact how I would refer to as a memorable roller coaster of happiness and give's me the power and pleasure to strive to be him. I mean he literally put's his son on a leash, doesn't get much better than that.

Think of tourist dad like an ocean.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon July 2, 2024

Motorhome tourist

Why have the discomfort of traditional dogging in a small car. Take the motor home to a secluded car park away from your postcode and enjoy strangers in comfort. Not happy with a particular spot? Travel to the next one!

Sharon's had a dry spell so she's away for a motorhome tourist weekend

by Partyboy47 August 14, 2016

Tourist

A gullible person who falls for overpriced tourist traps that are easy to avoid.

They also take pictures of every single damn thing and annoy the locals.They also speak slowly so locals can figure out what they're saying.

Tourist:How much will it be for these Sasuges.

Tourist trap:20€

Tourist:OK!

Tourist trap in his mind:He actually fell for the bait what a idoit.

by Scandinavian Viking December 11, 2021

tourist

A term used by Anitwitter users; often used to refer to a person who isn't sexist and/or does not experience sexual attraction to children.

Comments are once again full of tourists

by BombardyrNorthwest August 19, 2024

Tourist trapping

Usually known by tourist as things being over priced in stores to get extra money from tourist. But in reality it means when stores purposely make stealing easy, in order to catch the tourist and convict them of federal crimes. Usually they allow the torisit to think they get away with it for 2 -3 weeks, but then the perpetrators will receive mail informing them of their court date. Only people who know the hidden meaning are usually Florida residents .

I’m from massechuttes , and I stole from surf shop in Florida and got mail saying I’m in trouble ! I got tourist trapping

by Floridaguy202 April 14, 2025