tool 

a person who tries to act cool, with little success, as they are the butt of the joke. a poser. low iq. douche bag.

guy 1: have you seen that skater bam margera?
guy 2: what a fucking tool, i cant believe he would sell out and do that shit to his parents and friends. he's a real disgrace to skating.
guy 1: yea, he's a huge tool!

tool by leroy jackson April 5, 2007

tool 

a tool is a guy who is about as gay as you can be around girls. a tool will often become excited for no reason over the dumbest shit so he can look cool around girls. tools will often only be your friend to get to others. a tool is also commonly a douchebag. if you know someone who says every movie they see is "the best movie ever", they are a complete tool and an ultrafag

toolbag: "hey man you want to go hit up McDonnald's later. I could go for like a sweet ass burger. Dude and then after lets go to this sweet party and if it sucks then lets go see transformers cus I already saw it and its like the best movie ever. And if that doesnt go down we can all just circle jerk each other. Fuckin sweet brah"

tool by poop247 January 12, 2008

Tool 

An extremely annoying leech, who is unbelievebly pathetic, tries much too hard, and doesn't pull anything off. Ever.

-Yo, word yo.
-Scott. Shut up. You're such a tool.

Tool by asdfunm April 10, 2006

tool 

A narcisstic, egotistical 40 something living in the greater Boston suburbs who drives a faded red Mitsubishi, wears 1980s cotton sweats or parachute pants and tans while lying on a tin-foil blanket generously applying baby-oil and simultaneously bleaching his hair all while thinking he's cool

Wow, Phil- you are such a TOOL!; What a tool! Look at his stupid hair, face, pants and car! Hey Tool! The 1980s called and they want their hair and peroxide back!

tool by Phil McCrackinIII July 18, 2009

tool 

A weapon. knife, gun, or any weapon

Draw for the tool. Meaning they are going to pull out a weapon

tool by Foz May 4, 2006

tool 

Sometimes referring to a weapon of some sort, usually a (gun)

I hope your carrying a tool with you, cuz you know those guys are going to try to beat you up

tool by Young JJ November 27, 2007

Tool 

An AMAZING band. Lead vocalist is Maynard James Keenan. He is the jelly to my toast and eveyone knows toast tast like a piece of turd without the jelly. He is so AMAZING he cant even just have one band. I would go gay for him...i know its sad.

Gentle Stranger: Oh My Gawd! someones about to shoot maynard (the lead vocalist of tool) in the chest.
Me: Who the fuck would try to do that. Their insane.
Person with Gun: No my insides are imploding just from his awesomeness..im almost sure hes the jelly to someones toast.

Tool by Maynard'sVanguard March 27, 2007