Tool

One whom doesn't grasp reality.
Constantly requires attention, but in negative ways.
Distant from reality.
Queer, homosexual, possible transexual.

Handz couldn't grasp figure out why his girl friend would meet an older guy at the beach late at night, what a tool.

by hiddenvalleyranch April 30, 2009

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A person who likes to take pictures of himself or with others posing, usually with wanna be hashtags such as; #gettingswole #letsgetit #gettingbig. A tool could have very many names, some examples would be; Devin, Chet, Chad, Brad, Jimmy. These people are very annoying and obnoxious and must be put to a violent stop!!!!

Clyde: "hey Dave, look at this picture if this guy flexing."
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"

by Tittybreath May 30, 2013

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A tool is a person who has short gait a d puts in a half a bottle of gel in it. A tool is often were a tight collared shirt baggy jeans and flip flops along with his overly geled hair. Tools are often very muscular and ful of them self resulting in no one liking them.

Zachary: hey man let's go to abercronbie or hosllister!
Me: dude were not tools we don't were tight collared shirts
Zachary: then can we get some hair gel??
Me: damn ur a fucking TOOL!

by Toolhater4444 December 3, 2009

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Ryan Seacrest is the biggest fucking tool on the radio.

by Ryan Seacrest is daddy April 18, 2017

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The term tool is already a well known slang term. It is used to describe a person who does lame things that they think are cool, but nobody else does. This term is even more degrading that being called “kid”.

Wait… Was that guy just wearing a backwards Packers hat? What a tool!

by Csal May 30, 2011

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