tofu

the most beautiful girl in the world, an adorable person who cares too much ab other bitches

“oh look it s tofu”
“oh ye she s adorable”

by yourmomshotasf November 20, 2021

Tofu

Acronym for "Totally Fucking."

"Wow, those two are tofu."

by JSpaulding December 7, 2012

Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.

Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.

by narbles February 25, 2011

Tofu

Tofu when applied to dogs mean a fluffy and smart dog.
Everybody will love you. You are smart, curious, friendly and always willing to meet new places.

You are a very charismatic soul and everybody will love you

Another quality on you is speed! You are among the fastest in your group

Tofu you are an awesome dog and the fastest I know!

by Urban530% November 24, 2021

Tofu

Fake chicken.

I just ate some of that tofu stuff. Tasted just like real chicken.

by really not josh March 7, 2023

White tofu

White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.

Person 1 "Yo, you sell White Tofu?"

Person 2 "Yea, how much you want?"

by akya March 28, 2023

Tofu

Someone that is extremely attractive and maybe has thigh cancer.

Man, Tofu is so hot.

by YaNan6942069 January 31, 2023