Toad Floater 

A dad blasted rain storm that you can’t even see through.

Synonyms:

Gully Washer

Frog Strangler

A dang Toad Floater just blew through and washed my pickup truck down the creek.

Toad Floater by Bubbathearkie February 7, 2019

Toad Dick 

the size of Toad's Dick... approxamitely the size of long island

a football field is about 1/1000th of a toad dick wide

Toad Dick by Mdp12345 October 23, 2007

TOAD FACE 

The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.

Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.

Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.

Dude A: Oh yeah!

Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the Toad Face!

Dude A: Sweet!

Dude B: You were freaking awesome!

TOAD FACE by SERGIO SANDOVAL January 10, 2009

Toad Sucker 

An annoying French person. Not all French people, you can call a Frenchy this after they do something stupid'

After Pierre stubs his toe, call him a toad sucker.

Toad Sucker by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

toad sucker 

also refered to as a toad sucking....
also see frog licker, nature nazi, bark humper, tree hugger

did you see the bark humping, toad sucker, toad sucking, tree hugging, nature nazi, protest to stop the trees from beign chopped down because of the little toads swiming in that pond

toad sucker by Michael schultz January 19, 2008

toad's smile 

a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear

marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead

toad's smile by tk191 June 23, 2010

Toad Whistle 

Toad Whistle- an unfortunately wart-laden beef whistle.

"Dude, that is one gruesome looking Toad Whistle you're sporting."

Toad Whistle by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012