Yoghurt Weaving

Excitable and generally lengthy late night conversations, littered with epiphanies. Topics that may or may not be covered and may be repeated (no one will notice) include Life, The Universe, Everything, Evolution, Mother Nature, Technology, Quantum anything, and drugs. Often carried out by 'Yoghurt Weavers.'

'Isn't it amazing how we're all here and who's in charge of this - our destiny - can we really evolve beyond this point or have scientists taken charge of our evolution? Maybe Acid is the next step? Maybe I'm the missing link? Should we blame the chinese? Politicians here? TV? or Acid?...Shit guys, we've been sat here yoghurt weaving for 13 hours!'

by Messimo April 6, 2010

Pony Weave

Is a Fake ponytail added to a smiley tail to make it longer. useually clips on or in hood fashion is wraped around the natural hair hense it being on a track.

you know it has to be a pony weave because the hair slicked too close too her head for her to have that much hair.

by Anthony Giles December 28, 2007

quick weave

n. 1.a hiddious weave, similar to a wig that females wear. first the hair is wrapped and a wig cap is placed on the head, then the weave is glued on the cap in a circular direction 2. a quick hairstyle "27 piece"

Q:What are you getting today?
A: Girl I'm sick of doing my hair! I think I might go get me a "27 piece."

by doobie-montague April 11, 2005

rainbow weave

n. an insult used to describe a weave where various colors are used; in most cases, the victim is classless and doesn't realize that the rainbow weave is a common fashion faux pas

1: OMG!
2: What?
3: Girl, you hair is brown, but your weave is jet black (blonde, red). You got yourself a rainbow weave.

(To be admissible as a rainbow weave nominee, the weave must be of a natural looking color, not just a ghetto weave that is pink, blue, purple, etc.)

by Johnesia July 21, 2005

facebook weaving

Weaving in traffic becuase you are facebooking from your phone; similar to texting while driving only with more animation and photo upload potential!

The driver of the red mini cooper convertible is laughing and texting while weaving from one side of the lane to the other. She must be facebook weaving!

by Jessica Stevens May 24, 2009

weave whack

A Weave Whack is when someone has in synthetic braids/weave and turns expectantly and whacks/whips you in the face with said weave/braids.

Me: Yeah and so thats when Keisha-
Person: HEY SHAUNA
Shauna: *Turns real fast and whacks in face with weave*
Me: Damn Shauna you just weave whacked me
Shauna: Haha my bad!

by BellaMLGPerez July 3, 2014

Drama Weaving

Drama Weaving is a method of text chat production in which an individual places drama interlaced at right angles to form drama. Other methods are jebaiting, kekwing and luling.

Wow that Pepega from twitch chat was drama weaving that situation at the prison.

by bluepenguin3 May 5, 2020