lotus

the most beautiful and kind man to exist. number one boyfriend. truly the sweetest. you wont ever find a better friend. a more caring and lovable soul. theres' not enough words in the world to describe how amazing he is. if you have one, never let go an lose it. treasure and keep him safe. he has the best style. the hottest face. the most attractive existence. his body is amazing. he doesn't make you feel like shit. hes understanding. i love him
did you see that boys style?
yeah, its lotus. hes always dressed cool
he's so amazing
by jupiterbaby February 17, 2019
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Lotus pod

When you hotbox a room with weed AND women.
Damn! I heard Tyrone got lucky and his GF let him run a lotus pod last night!
by Hetero bitch September 18, 2018
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Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.
When running a marathon avoid Lotus Notes after the first ten miles.
by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022
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the lotus

The lotus is a smart type of flower that is good at playing any type of TERA class. While the lotus is very strong he is also very perv and likes lolis.
Hey did you see the lotus posted loli pics again on Sari's discord?
Yeah man, but it's ok because he's good!
by Sari-thedream October 03, 2017
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Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.
And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.
by ra ramses April 18, 2018
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lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'
"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."
by sockdemon January 07, 2024
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Lotus Laud

A loving spirit individual who stands out from the crowd, who is more than interested in showing the world some love but it considered mad. This is often time an individual with another name.
Lol: You're so bubbly loving mood today
Omfg: Thanks I am Lotus Laud
Lol: Lotus Laud you said.
Omfg: What mood swing is that today
Lol: The one of serenity and love. Probably you need some.
by Omg You won't Believe#@$! February 09, 2021
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