tear-assing

To move quickly about.

The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.

by Fascion August 1, 2009

single tear left cheek

Sarcastic reference to being sad. More emphasis than simply "single tear".

That slut Sarah died. Single tear left cheek.

by JennLitt October 3, 2007

white tears

I think it could be a synonym for cum, stored in some kind of case, maybe a sock.

There's her hand now on the cock sock
Filled with white tears from the thrift store

from the song "Carolina" by Adam Green

by urmel aus dem bunker July 23, 2005

tears

The English equivalent of the 😂 emoji. Often used in conjunction with "lol" by passive-aggressive people.

"Lol, I stayed up all night finishing an essay, but I just found out the deadline isn't for another week!! Tears."

by Jo Sarian July 5, 2018

Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016

Vomit tear

A tear that is shed during a more heroic vomiting episode. Often a single tear.

How's my face paint? I had a solid puke and shed a vomit tear or two

by MacGyver's Apprentice May 16, 2017