Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
by a wetexplosion January 23, 2011
Get the Tia Juana Toothpaste mug.mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
by DSTRYR666 August 23, 2011
Get the serote de tia luisa mug.A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
by Pizza Man 26 April 23, 2013
Get the Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker mug.Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
Get the Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta mug.She's a really amazing person, you cant say that enough amount of times to do her justice. She's a really understanding friend and caring would be a huge understatement to describe everything she does for the people she loves. She's one of the most interesting person you'll ever meet and consider yourself one lucky ass person if you ever come across a Tia. The one who i know is beautiful beyond compare and never fails to amaze me and make me one red lil tomato whenever I see her. All in all, no amount of words would be enough to describe her magic. The Tia i know is the most special hooman i have ever met and I couldn't be more thankful for having her in my life, by my side. I'll just say that if you ever meet a Tia, never ever let her go and to all the other Tia's in the world. lolz @ u because you can never match up to the one I know
Guy 1: Oh is that Tia who entered the room?
Guy 2: Yeah man, the whole room just lit up, did you not notice
Guy 3: Pretty sure you just have epilepsy but yeah, she's quite amazing
Guy 2: Yeah man, the whole room just lit up, did you not notice
Guy 3: Pretty sure you just have epilepsy but yeah, she's quite amazing
by the lil momo November 29, 2020
Get the Tia mug.Tia is a really interesting person who has very unique and rude and mean personality and will break your soul like beyounce after comparing you to a bird. Also means Targets Innocent Activist
by Joshieboy2021 January 23, 2023
Get the Tia mug.The sister of your mother/father who also participated in raising you. The woman who sends you random funny TikTok’s and spoils you as her own with Starbucks and gel-X nail appointments followed by unnecessary shopping sprees. Also known as the future 2 am party getaway car driver.
Thanks Tia <3
Thanks Tia <3
by Alice.jade July 5, 2023
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