Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.
Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?
Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.
Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?
Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.
by Destroyer of babies October 10, 2021
1. subject of a lesser-known Beatles song
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector
2. an asshole
3. a socialist
4. one who wishes to steal your hard-earned income
see also tax collector
by Ted Jones December 21, 2003
n: A variety of blusion where the accounts are grapolated providing advantages with dergents and patrants. Tax codes can not recieve guarded funds directly without an inoppolity certificate is also present.
by John Warosa March 20, 2021
Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.
Fred: WTF?
Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.
Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.
Government: Because you're my bitch.
by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
Sex with a prostitute
by mitch00uk March 28, 2015
1. The portion of federal taxes that are earmarked for niggers, more commonly referred to as welfare recipients.
Hey Mr. White, I am so sick and tired of the federal government consistantly raising the "nigger tax" why don't they just go out and get a job like the rest of us and stop relying on us humans to support them..... Because then Kramer they wouldnt be called niggers anymore... that is what niggers do... mooch off the humans...
by K. Kramer August 22, 2008
Nintendo tax is when a multi-platform video game is priced abnormally high on all platforms as a result of also being released on a Nintendo platform.
Nintendo Switch game prices are notoriously high (called the switch tax) and Nintendo apparently requires some form of parity on prices as part of their contract. As a result, game prices seem to become inflated even on other platforms that are not Nintendo platforms.
Nintendo Switch game prices are notoriously high (called the switch tax) and Nintendo apparently requires some form of parity on prices as part of their contract. As a result, game prices seem to become inflated even on other platforms that are not Nintendo platforms.
Bob: "This game is a straight port of a ten year old game! why is it so expensive??? "
Joe: "look, it's also on the switch... "
Bob: "Ah, I see, it's the Nintendo tax."
Joe: "look, it's also on the switch... "
Bob: "Ah, I see, it's the Nintendo tax."
by Triadne September 08, 2019