respect the rack

(a.) Phrase, to be employed by either men or women, used to compliment a woman's impressive breasts and their power over others.

(b.) Phrase employed by the owner of said impressive breasts, as a way of increasing her status or just plain bragging.

Person 1: Daaamn, check out Kirsten's tits!

Person 2: Srsly, respect the rack on that one

Woman with small tits: Aww man, I'm only an A cup.

Woman with big tits: *chuckles* Respect the rack, hun.

by DoubleDDRack August 1, 2009

Respect the turtle

Masturbate. Ask Craig Ferguson.

I was just in the bathroom trying to respect the turtle!

by Briana83 May 24, 2014

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009

respect the tv

Having consideration upon entering a room where a person is engaged in watching tv.....

Jimmy, upon entering the family room where Alex is watching tv: "Alex, did you finish that homework?"
Alex (annoyed at being interrupted while watching Lost): "Dad! Respect the tv, huh?"

by stockman09 May 11, 2008

rescue the snakes

To do something you've been putting off. To do something you don't want to do.

I've been cleaning the house for hours, and it's spotless. Now it's time to rescue the snakes and clean up the puke in the bathroom.

Reference: from the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." The scene wherein Pee Wee Herman is rescuing animals from the burning pet shop. He does not like snakes, and rescues them last after every animal is safe, with a grimace on his face while screaming.

by Rick Anders March 19, 2008

resist the urge

Just say, NO!
Avoid the temptation
Relax, don't do it ...
Take a cold shower.
Mebbe later.

"John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."

"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".

But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...

"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

Respect the drip, Karen

It's when someone says something bad about your appereance or your clothes. like you come to family dinner and aunt Karen says: oh honey those pants are just awful!

you say: respect the drip, karen.

by Ocean man take me by the hand August 16, 2019