nutty-squirrel

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".

It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!

I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.

I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!

by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

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Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.

After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.

by Stan Trebazi January 19, 2012

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feeling nutty

"feeling nutty" means, you are feeling a bit homosexual AKA having sex with the same gender.

Hey boys im "feeling nutty". boys: if your down i am *smirk*

by lol a rust player August 2, 2021

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Nutty Buddies

"Nutty Buddies" are friends that you tend to have group masturbations with. One rule is that you must have 3 or more people to be classified as Nutty Buddies.

Matthew: Ayo, Francisco, wanna jerk it with the homies?

Francisco: Sure. Aye, Denaldo, you tryna gather all of the Nutty Buddies, which are all of our friends, for a group session?

Denaldo: Yea, sure.

by JohnBeInDaHood December 5, 2020

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the nutty professor

when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.

After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor

by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006

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