old song marathon

A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.

I just went on an old song marathon and found that song by The Wanted. I forgot they existed!

by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022

The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.

Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

nut marathon

Busting nuts constantly

“Wyd this weekend?” “I’m just gonna have a nut marathon.”

by xxogaal November 10, 2022

marathon sunday

The act of doing as much of your favorite drug as possible from 5am Sunday to 5 am Monday.

"Aye bruh, you got enough weed for marathon Sunday?"

"Yeah mayne, we bouta get trippy with this x to doe"

by ImThatChickenFucker June 1, 2017

Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam

Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.

by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024

Marathon

A big race where people run too long

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.

She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!

by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025