JFK

John Fucking Koon

Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Dumb Person "JFK!"
Smart Person "John Fucking Koon? That niga? Well at least that's better than Black Obama."
Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Smart Person "Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JFK

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025

JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.

“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

jfk high school

home of professional bowlers

Guy #1: Have you seen Chris Falcone's bowling GMC at jfk high school?
Guy #2: Nah, but im sure we won!

by yourlordandsavior666 June 5, 2017

The JFK

When you stalk someone and watch there every move from a far distance and keep eyes on them at all times just to end up killing them. Basically The Entire Premise of the show YOU.

Joe Goldberg Fell in love became obsessed just to end up giving Beck The JFK.

by XPussYfUxKeDuRMoMX69 September 26, 2020