A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.
by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014
Get the Chunky hobbitmug. also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown
by Racey94 September 20, 2011
Get the Priestley hobbitmug. The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman January 19, 2009
Get the hobbit toemug. Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!
by aairving April 7, 2015
Get the Hobbit pocketmug. When two gay men wake up mid morning after a raunchy night of man on man action and the bottom goes down on the dominant one who destroyed their rectum the night before and he blows the dude, corn and all
by Fornicater January 11, 2014
Get the hobbit brunchmug. Where one spends a weekend eating, drinking and smoking like a Hobbit, more specifically, consuming copious quantites of hearty cuisine, real ale, and marijuana, preferably from a pipe.
by Voyages on the Mississippi December 13, 2011
Get the Hobbit Weekendmug. A soulless human jumping from cock to cock in search of a partner to marry for money; similar to a gold digger but without the class and or self respect
by Freedomoverfear November 25, 2020
Get the Cock Hobbitmug.