Deli meet

When you meet someone while getting a hoagie at the local deli.

“Oh yeah Keith? We had a deli meet.”
“What kind of hoagie was he getting?”
“Breaded chicken”

by minibanana22222222222222222222 February 4, 2019

deli taco

A piece of hard salami with cream cheese and potato chips put on it, folded in half.

1: "What are you doing with those specific, questionable food items?"
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."

by gobbledegoofygoober October 19, 2020

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

poop deli

it’s the poop deli

person 1: “what do you want from the poop deli?”
person 2: “poop sandwich, hold the lettuce, extra poop”

by ball.sucker February 19, 2024

Delys

A man who is very family oriented. Very smart. Loves animals and nature. Loves his wife and pets. Usually pays fortnite or watches Wildcat on YouTube. He is really one for the team.

Person 1: YOOO DID YOU SEE DELYS SHOOT THAT BOT IN FORTNITE
Person 2: HELL YAH DUDE TOTALLY TUBULAR AS HELL

by Beccabadbitch November 3, 2019

Deli Dick

A man of middle eastern descent that works inside of a deli or restaurant and conducts himself like a dick.

That guy is such a deli dick.

by master release plz November 15, 2019

Delying

Delying
7/5/2023

Delying is defined as someone being hesitant about being completely honest or not being completely honest, when there's no point in lying.

But through guilt or subconsciously coming to themselves to be forthcoming with the person they were not completely honest with.

Johnny & Mike were having a conversation.

Mike withheld information from Johnny that wasn't necessary for him to do so.
After a week, Mike confessed to Johnny that he wasn't being completely honest.

Mike was delying to Johnny.

by Master Trainer July 9, 2023