climb the side of the wall

To obtain an erection. Get hard, or in some instances ejaculate

She made a horny Porty Rican climb the side of the wall on a subway train just by wiggling her snatch against his black cock.

by Piri1 February 18, 2018

What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024

Climbing Mt Everest

When you lick your way slowly up to the top of ones nipples.

Dude, my gf told me I can take her climbing Mt Everest some time! I'm so stoked!

by Queer_Qenton August 03, 2016

climbing out

When asked how I was dealing with the flu, I responded that I was “climbing out”. I am improving!!

I am climbing out from a bad case of the flu !!

by Mickeyturtles February 18, 2018

Wall climbing

Oh it's like a thing of where there's a big wall with "rocks" of various shapes and sizes nailed to it and you climb them

U know what I really wish were less expensive altho it's not that bad

Wall climbing

by Bean_fiend July 25, 2019

Climbing the vine

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

by Literate 'merican Stoner March 27, 2016

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 05, 2023