This hoe is my Bride Hoe, a top tier hoe! She’s the type of hoe you can take home to meet ya momma after she has had a long night of lickin’, suckin, and fuckin the riches of dicks in the tri-state area. She’s even clean up with baby wipes and gargle some mouthwash before givin your momma a kiss on the cheek.
by Tina85💚 February 28, 2025
Get the Bride Hoemug. (parodying Joan of Arc, the virgin bride of Orleans) : a woman born post-Bill Clinton in North America who is over age 20 who is not only a potential future spinster but may be a virgin
by Sexydimma March 14, 2021
Get the Orleans bridemug. A poor soul who simply found their person too late.
So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.
🫰🏻
So cheering you on, respectfully from the sidelines, will just have to do.
🫰🏻
by Titse rácina… December 30, 2023
Get the Side Bridemug. by 459395 April 23, 2023
Get the Child Bridemug. Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.
End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!
A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.
by gravy111 December 2, 2010
Get the Blood Diamond Bridemug. 
A fantastic doom metal band to get stoned to along with Black Sabbath, Electric Wizard, Type O Negative and Witchfinder General
by UltimateDoge February 17, 2025
Get the My Dying Bridemug.