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Zeus

sexually harass young age girls or boys in a aggressive manner
disguise as religious christian while hypocritically practicing sinful acts
He was zeusing the girls on the street last night
I was zeused by James last night and I thought he was going to rape me.
Why are you zeused up? You are a totally different person today.
by Wenyuanchen December 2, 2013
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Zeus

A man who the whole world sees as a joke a man who works day and night to make everything better. At frist he will he a whore for sure but once finding that person he loves heโ€™ll forget everything throw away everything for that girl he would do everything he possibly can in his reach to make her smile every day even murder someone only to see her happy he would rather burn the world to hear her say his name one last time
Zeus: you my life and my love

Jasmin: oh stop it your acting like addams Gomez
by Velda_v_v August 11, 2023
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Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks
by sewer r a t April 2, 2022
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Zeus's Revenge

After finding out your significant other has been cheating on you, and you're having intercourse(preferably from behind), take your two fists together creating a power fist and slam it down on their spine. As the spinal fluid leaks from every hole in their body use it as lube to continue going.
My dumb wife was cheating on me so I enacted Zeus's Revenge.
by DumbFxck April 18, 2024
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Zeu

A name that may either strike fear into those who hear it, or may cause extreme joy.
Zeu is short for Zeusar, and refers to a person who is very funny, kind, sometimes a bit rude, but overal amazing.
Zeu is the best person in the entire world.

Zeu is so fun to talk to.
by inkiiii January 8, 2022
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Zeus

a big man in the sky that throws lightning bolts and hooks up with a lot of women
There goes Zeus hooking up with a mortal women again
by That kidcore teen March 17, 2021
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Zeus

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Zeus is a gay assssss
by Neutella November 3, 2019
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