The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.

A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.

by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008

the turtlenation

a youtuber who makes roblox and minecraft videos

have you seen the turtlenation new vid?

by the turtlenation October 1, 2019

the turtleneck affect

the turtleneck affect is when any man buys a turtle neck, once a man puts a turtle neck on he will start using lotion,washing his hands,getting his nails done,doing his eyebrows, etc. fellas if you see a man wearing a turtle neck do not hesitate to take that shit off of him. the prime example of the turtleneck affect is drake.

hey man, have you seen that john has been using lostion ever since he bought that turtleneck?
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect

what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.

by bigdawgmike August 17, 2021

free the turtles

To defecate

His co-worker liked to free the turtles on the company 's time.

by Pocahon January 26, 2016

Off the turtles back

When you have a poop in the chamber and you fart and the gas goes over the poop as it comes out and is extra foul.

Person 1: “that fart stinks!”
Person 2: “yeah that one was off the turtles back”

by Lemon meeaaaan March 4, 2026

What The Flying Turtles

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022

What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by dmqt July 6, 2022