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splash-and-dash

Auto racing term for a form of gas-and-go pit stop. Car is refuelled just enough to complete a race, but tires are not changed. Normally occurs under green flag conditions and when limiting time in the pits is deemed more important than fresh rubber.
Dale Earnhardt, Jr., does not have a enough Sunoco fuel to make it to the end of the race. He will be coming in for a splash-and-dash with five laps remaining, says crew chief Lance McGrew.
by wordguy2 May 12, 2010
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Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.
The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.
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splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.
She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)
by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006
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dick splash

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person
"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"
by chudgin_along December 6, 2014
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dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty
adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵
by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020
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Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010
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