Schnoff Plop

The action in which you shit on someones head and then proceed to dick slap them

Ill give you a fucking schnoff plop tonight baby

by Peasant Please August 15, 2016

Plop Twist

A Plop Twist is when you go to the toilet for a piss but get the sudden desire to take a shit.

Man 1: "Hey man, what took you so long? We were ready half an hour ago."

Man 2: "Sorry man, had a Plop Twist."

by Ramenboi April 2, 2020

Plop tart

The act of deficating into a loved ones naval.

Last night Rodger's mom asked me to give her a plop tart. I obliged.

by Carl 05621 December 28, 2010

plop a whopper

to submit fecal matter into a lavoratory with extreme force and duration. (Is not truly a "whopper" unless your face is red, or your shit is red.)

One time, I had to plop a whopper, and my ass bled for two weeks.

by joshua7437 January 16, 2008

Indian Plop

While standing with a group of people conversing, you suddenly shit onto the floor without missing a beat in the conversation. This must be in a standing position, just like they did in the old days.

Me: So, I was out with this slut the other night.

You: Yea, she is a slut, I have fucked her so many times....

(You shit on the floor)

You: Next time I'm going to dip my hand in the honey pot!

Me: Dude, you just literally shit on the floor like an Indian would. That was a hell of an Indian plop!

You: Word!

by MentalTyrant1 February 12, 2017

Plop and Pray

The act of "installing" an air conditioner in urban apartments. This involves no hardware and normally occurs on the first sweltering night of the summer that arrives with little warning.

"I put in my AC last night, plop and pray."

by tranny89 April 24, 2009

plop water

Whilst taking a dump, the force of the turd splashes the water which then gets water all over your ass. That water is "plop water"

So I was taking a dump, real big one, and I got the worst plop water

by PlopWater the IV November 6, 2009