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Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus
by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022
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Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.
"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."
by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020
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Perry The Platypus

Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah, dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill
He's got a beaver tail and a bill
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say
He's Perry, Perry the Platypus!
Perry! (I said you can call him Agent P!)
Agent P.!
by Buttersgotcreamygoo July 3, 2020
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platypus

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?
by not importantx3. March 11, 2009
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baby platypus addiction

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction
by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023
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Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.
Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool
by anonymous November 29, 2025
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