The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011

shotgun method

A highly advanced technique that some males use to obtain coitus from a potential partner. It involves spamming out their dick pics to all interested targets in a wide spread attempt that one will be a hit, hence the name.

I picked her up with the shotgun method. She was the 7th person I sent it too.

by Derek Ferguson June 29, 2017

Mommy method

One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.

"Mommy method going up tap in"

by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022

Vinuvian Method

A method that was created by Vineet from Vinuvia. It is very sophisticated and arcane. Only a few random Indian kids can understand this intricate method . In a few years, it will soon replace deductive reasoning and create world peace.

Dude 1: What is the vinuvian method?

Dude 2: wow, you must not be from Vinuvia.

by yavesh333 August 22, 2011

the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

The BENL Method

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate

His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method

by SaltyJoe69 June 7, 2016

staircase method

Filling in a scantron or similar multiple choice sheet with answers a b c d e a b c d e making it look like a staircase.

1: I'm going to guess on every answer because I don't care about school anymore.

2: Use the staircase method, it'll make guessing twice as fun!

by mbarsh January 1, 2011