Melvin with cheese

When one performs a Melvin on a female with a yeast infection.

Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.

Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

peach melvin

When an old man goes to a parlour and has his bald head buffed until shiny.

Oh hey George, I just got back from gettin' a peach melvin at Paul's Parlour.

by Roger May 7, 2005

Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

rusty melvin

Front wedgie so hard it leaves a skid mark in the underwear

He suffered from a rusty melvin

by Onestepaway06 December 28, 2016

Melvin Nigger

An african american male who speaks like a caucasian gentlemen

Obama was one hell of a Melvin Nigger

by Danger42069 March 18, 2021

sideways melvin

Where you are sliding on your slider/longboard, and you flip out like a ninja and bust the tightest trick ever

Daniel m. doing a sideways melvin

by dmac504 October 7, 2007

Melvin's procedure

An open palm slap to the face. Usually used to correct hysterical or unreasonable behaviour.

"Crazy bitch wouldn't stop screaming so I had to perform a Melvin's procedure"

by Deuce1984 November 15, 2013