When you are fucking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein orgasm. Simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. When she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real orgasm into her eye.
Lisa to her friend Marie: My eyes really burn!
Marie: Take out your contacts.
Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.
Marie: Take out your contacts.
Lisa: No, It's because John caught me with a sneaky Pete the Magician.
by Jacob Devries February 16, 2007
Get the sneaky pete the magician mug.An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.
by Liverpool One December 31, 2021
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by The tdog February 11, 2022
Get the The magilly lily mug.when your hitting a girl from behind and tell her your about to cum and spit on her back and as she turns over you realise the pent up stream of sperm hiding in that chode of yours all over her.
by smellypeen911 April 7, 2021
Get the the magician mug.Origin: As historically performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship
Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass. As with all real sexual acts this is only performed with tenderness during a loving and monogamous relationship
Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.
by Brett Herron November 10, 2006
Get the Gift of the Magi mug.To totally and completely lose control when rocking out. (see def. for Rock Out) and to do so with full force and reckless abandon so much so that all others in the vicinity take notice and follow suit.
by Chris Calvert January 5, 2007
Get the Rock out like the magickest mug.a word for all things strange... for use by people who believe in being weird and different just cuse they want to be.
dumb kid- holy crap look at all those saftey pins shes got on her shirt
you- i know! arent they great? BELIEVE IN THE MAGICAL STRAWBERRIES!!!
dumb kid- (runs away)
you- i know! arent they great? BELIEVE IN THE MAGICAL STRAWBERRIES!!!
dumb kid- (runs away)
by bunny! November 24, 2003
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