Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."

Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."

by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009

master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.

Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!

by QueenieZ December 9, 2007

Master Exploder

That one song by Tenacious D that apparently blows minds.

...Literally.

Friend: "DOOD YOU SHOULD TRY PLAYING MASTER EXPLODER ON ROCK BAND ITS TOTALLY HARD LOLOLOL"
Jack Black: "Aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
-Friend's head blows up-

by masterimploder April 17, 2009

Master Plan

A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.

Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin today?

by mhurtado07 October 10, 2008

master baiter

A well-skilled angler, gets a lot of slippery fish in hand when dipping their hook in shallow water.

Wow! did you see how many fish he caught? That guy sure is a master baiter!

by my best friend May 11, 2003

Thumb Master

In the drinking game "Kings," the Thumb Master is the player who is in charge of signalling when someone must drink. At any point during the game, the Thumb Master can put his thumb on the playing surface (table) or forehead. Everyone else must also do this, and the last person that does it has to drink. One is bequeathed this role when he pulls a 10 (or whichever card is deemed). The Thumb Master rules until the next person pulls a 10, in which the new person inherits the title.

I wasn't paying attention when the Thumb Master put his thumb on the table; therefore I had to drink!

by RGI June 27, 2007

Master of sass

Brian Bell (of Weezer) is the Master of Sass. Master of Sass comes from his cool attitude and style.

The Master of Sass truly is Brian Bell.

by webmaster July 22, 2004