by Porthcawl Sprayer December 29, 2021
Get the Kookmug. 
A kook is someone who only skis or snowboards on the weekend. Usually at Steven's Pass.
Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.
A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.
Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.
Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.
Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Kooks leave Seattle at "the crack of dawn" aka 7:30 a.m. and when they arrive to a full parking lot, they'll just park on the freeway. Kooks also like to bring their expensive dogs to the resort and lock them in the car all day. Then, the kooks will proceed to go around and yell at everyone, especially employees, like they own the place.
A kook may be a relatively decent rider, but they will never really progress past a certain kooky point. This is due to never fully committing to more than one or two days a week to the sport. They spend much more time thinking about the mountain and shopping for gear online while they waste away at their desk jobs.
Kooks hate resort employees. Kooks think they're probably better skiers than the employees anyway, due to being smarter in general and more successful. And like, way richer. Which leads me to my final kooky point.
Looks can be deceiving. Kooks can often afford the best gear, since they have lots of down time at their boring desk jobs and also more money. They spend a lot of time researching and buying all the best gear online. While paying full price like the Kooks that they are.
Everyone has a little bit of kook in them but some more so than others.
Look at that kook parking on the highway. I sure hope they don't ask me for a ride home later after their cars get towed.
by How We Doin' March 14, 2022
Get the Kookmug. In 1936 a series of serial rapings took place in the states, Idaho, Nebraska, Kansas, and southern Nevada. After a 23 year long investigation the FBI successfully tracked down and raided a national terrorist organization that is "Kooks 3". 40 years after the incident and we only now figure out that the United States government has been using the organization as a paid method to kidnap and silence anti-police brutality protesters and black people, especially children.
by Zechoni June 3, 2020
Get the Kooks 3mug. A adjective describing the condition a person is in after hitting really good weed out of a bong, bubbler, or gravity bong.
Friend 1: Hey man, how are you feeling after that hit?
Friend 2: Bro, I'm totally shooby-kooked right now.
Friend 2: Bro, I'm totally shooby-kooked right now.
by ari gold lives forever February 25, 2009
Get the shooby-kookedmug. A stack of surfboards on top of a vehicle that is more then 5 boards. Usually placed on a vehicle owned by a kook. Boards are also usually placed in an way that they will probably fall off.
" Hey look, there's that Kook Jay with a bunch of boards stacked on his van, that's quite the Kook stack"
by Skunk Project 121 May 3, 2018
Get the kook stackmug. noun; someone who is weird, quirky, crazy; used to describe someone who says something that is ridiculous or absurd to the other person; a word that Marissa uses a lot
by Activeray2000 August 28, 2022
Get the Kookmug.