Desert ferret

A desert ferret is a term used to describe a very boring person

That Danny is a proper desert ferret isn’t he

by Hazeder January 24, 2020

Feral Ferret

The kind of person that goes nuts being left at home for more then a few hours. Like a ferret, she gets angry, and starts destroying everything around her. The kind of person you never leave alone at work for more then a few minutes, and you keep the booze away from.

Don't leave Lisa alone in the office today while she'd doing paperwork. If you do, she'll turn into a feral ferret.

Did you see how disgustingly messy his place is? What a feral ferret!

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

Ferret Facing

The act of scratching one's invisible beard, when deep in thought.

Omg, Emilie is totally Ferret Facing! I bet she's thinking about Tom!

by Imbringingsexyback May 6, 2014

Finger Ferret

Magical pets that wiggle and jump, and do tricks over your hands and in and out of cups

The Finger Ferret was my date to the prom - I'm such a loser.

The pedophile lured in little children with his Finger Ferret.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Fentanyl Ferret

A person who goes in search of Fentanyl and other similar opioids.

Fentanyl Ferrets are not limited to previously mentioned elicit drugs and may be found searching for: meth, crack, coke, herion, etc.

Fentanyl Ferrets may also be waiting on the doorstep of recently released hospital patients in wait to request any prescribed medication of their liking.

Fentanyl Ferret:
I can’t believe that Fentanyl Ferret is begging for my pain medication.

by Drugsarebad July 4, 2023

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Stanky Ferret

A dick that has stank from anal.

Hey bro, your mom gave me a stanky ferret last night.

by DICKBONEJONES September 7, 2016