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Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom
Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper
by Will108 October 16, 2012
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Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"
by raslie March 5, 2021
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Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.
Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*
by jims gooning May 1, 2021
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crappers

Poggers but when it's not poggers.
"Wait no! Crappers!"
by leorrr May 2, 2021
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crapper

More crap. Different to crappier, which means more crappy.
Jan: Well that was total crap
John: I've seen crapper
by schnackal August 12, 2022
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Crapper

A semi tractor trailer unit used to haul live stock is sometimes refered to as a crapper.Usually one that has not been washed out for a couple of days,In July.
A 45 foot long trailer that hauls pigs.
Just don't park it in A and W's parking lot cause you'll soon find out how well you are liked.
by Lawrence March 23, 2005
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Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)
1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
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