crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands

Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!

by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020

Crapper doodle

A word to take an action of a swear word without making it sound/ rhyme with a swear word.

If you were to stub your toe and you can’t say anything “bad” bc your a (child of god)

You wrote the wrong answer on your test bc Becky right next to you told you B when it was really C and you knew it was C “crapper doodle”

by The kid under your bed January 2, 2020

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

creepy crapper

A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.

Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.

by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016