Carnival parenting

A style of parenting most often engaged in by the noncustodial parent of minor children whereby the child/children are lavished with gifts, activities and a blind eye to misbehavior.

My ex-husband did his typical carnival parenting when he took the kids to the mall for a shopping spree when they had homework that needed to be done.

by JLZ-WRD October 28, 2021

Carnival Barker

Carnival Barker is an absolute legend probably most aura apart from Peter Franklin to ever walk the planet. Agnus is such a bitch, you didn't hit the spaceship you little retard.

I want 'Carnival Barker' to give me a lap dance.

by HowToTrainYourFaggon June 30, 2024

Jungle Carnival

A sexual orgy whose participants are exclusively African Americans.

- Yo, wanna go to my place later today. We're having a Jungle Carnival.
- Sure, count me in!

by YetiPOL November 4, 2023

carnival head

1. A big headed person with a low IQ, possibly caused by the Dunning-Kruger effect.

2. Someone who can deepthroat without gagging.

1. Ben S: "If Florida floods you could just sell your house and move."
Average IQ person: "Fucking carnival head!"

2. Have you seen the Wang on Danny D? You'd need a carnival head to get that down your throat.

by Wigansalad August 23, 2019

The Carnival of Ham

A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly.

Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.

by Kill Angus October 18, 2006

Rainbow Carnival

When you funnel 100's and 1000's cake decorations in to a girl's asshole then get her to fart them into your face with your mouth open

That girl last night was a freak she gave me a rainbow Carnival

by Darth Gamji December 5, 2020

carnival atmosphere

This refers to the game carnival, which my roomate in college once defined: "It is when a woman sits on your face and you try to guess her weight."

With numerous fraternity brothers at the party with naked sorority females, a carnival atmosphere soon prevailed.

by TurinTurambar November 21, 2022