issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.
guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over
by anabella zitroza March 06, 2008
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dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that just came out of the dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
if you hate having dish issues, do your dishes comme du monde the first time, making sure you do indeed have the right type of dishwashing liquid
by Sexydimma January 11, 2018
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Daddy Issues

When a woman usually of the emo variety has an abusive / absent father in their life. The result of this usually makes the woman tend to go for an older man or an abusive one depending on the type of father they had.
“That white bitch Paulina so fucked up bro her daddy issues makin’ her go for some frat house abusive prick!”
by momfindpoopsock October 18, 2023
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Daddy Issues

A condition in which a girl has unprocessed

trauma from having an unhealthy relationship

with her father she may become placating
and deferential if she grew up around a wolf.
I’ve got insecure attachment probably from unresolved Daddy issues.”,

“Could it be that I keep dating assholes because of my Daddy issues?”
by poetB March 14, 2022
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Daddy issues

a girl who didn’t have a good father figure growing up, tends to go for older boys and constantly craves attention from them and wants to constantly be with them and feel comforted. Usually struggles to love and trust aswell as getting jealous and angry easily.
by angel7890 August 02, 2022
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pacing issues

to be retarded or have severe autistic mannerisms
Mate 1: Ayy, boy you got pacing issues
Mate 2: Stfu idek what that means
by thematteo318 April 10, 2019
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press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love
gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real
by gaynigga3 April 08, 2022
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