Jeff: "I finally got my new graphics card in the mail and installed it!"
Rob: "Is it tits?"
Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."
Rob: "Is it tits?"
Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."
by buddgaf May 30, 2017
When you expose/display your tits on Skype, usually after begging, and/or because you wanted to.
Skype titties are not an easy thing to come by, and not just anyone should get them. Before giving Skype titties, you should be sassy and tease the potential receiver of Skype titties. You should also not give in easily to their begging.
Skype titties are not an easy thing to come by, and not just anyone should get them. Before giving Skype titties, you should be sassy and tease the potential receiver of Skype titties. You should also not give in easily to their begging.
by purple_lovin January 11, 2012
Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.
by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011
by Nick_Nack March 07, 2008
by Anonymous July 15, 2003
When one skips thru a movie only stopping to watch the parts when titties are present on the screen. no masturbation is to occur just for quick enjoyment. The movie should be completed in maximum of 5 minutes to view all titties and skip the bullshit.
What are you guys doing tonight?
Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.
Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
Not much, we are just titty skipping the American Pie movies now. Ill text you in a bit bitch.
Girl: Hey do you want to hang out tonight
Guy: Dont bother me when I'm titty skipping woman.
by Donnie Borschel November 25, 2010
Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."
Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.
"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."
"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"
by titty-blinder July 09, 2009