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Tennessee Shower

A rapid way to cleanse oneself when there isn’t enough time to take a regular shower. This includes re-applying deodorant, changing out underwear and socks, and wiping your ass with a moist wet wipe.
There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!
by ratpact4life March 7, 2022
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Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 30, 2022
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The Tanner-Line

A line slightly-above the waist that any woman above 160 pounds may not come above.

It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.
*She begins to come up to kiss during a BJ*
“Woah, woah, woah you don’t quite meet the weight limit for that” The Tanner-Line
by SuPapiChulo July 1, 2021
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Tennessee two timer

When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
Bones has mastered the art of Tennessee two timer-ing every public restroom he comes across...
by G'stein June 21, 2008
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wiz-tender

A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.
Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.
by Billy's Dad July 24, 2006
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tanner

Very intelligent, smart, cute and full of positive thoughts! Sometimes stubborn but always keeps a smile on your face
Anyone who gets to know a tanner will fall in love with his image and personality.
by Mac.... February 21, 2015
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Tennessee steak

Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.
Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.
by PMax March 12, 2008
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