Lane Tech

There are five types of kids at this place: (1) the quiet, irrelevant Hispanic kids w crusty hair who make up 99% of the school, (2) the white guys that say the n word and ask for carts on their stories and, (3) the bitches that only communicate w TikTok dances,

(4) The large community of off brand Stephan Hawkings and (5) the LOUD ltacs who anime run to the 4th floor to do nicotine n turn their hair green

Lopez: Lane tech is like my asshole, it’s big, it smells, and u can fit hella ppl in there

Bald Pincipal: I miss my hair

by ElonMusk December 4, 2019

Linus Tech Tips

When you drop something mostly if it is expensive
often refered to as LTT

oh I linus Tech Tips this RTX 2080 ti
oh sorry man, i LTT'd your Phone

by NurMu March 16, 2020

Tech N9ne

The BEST Fuckin Rapper EVER!!!!!!! And FUCK All You Bitch Ass Haters

by AzMattAz August 31, 2003

Sydney Tech

70% Asians, 20% Indians, 9.9% FULLY HEKTIK CUZINZ, 0.1% whites.

Australia is Sydney Tech.

by PotatoTheEnglishMan May 4, 2015

ITT Tech

ITT Tech is an "accelerated" college which seems to accept anyone that can pass its admission test. You can get all the answers wrong and still be allowed to join. It's only called accelerated because you attend school twice a week and give you a crap load of endless reading to do. Consider it daylight robbery since it costs 20k a year to attend and you spend 80% of the "school work" at home. Majority of the students are old doods or ugly girls. A typical day includes 90 minutes of a teacher talking endlessly with the aid of a projector, then a break in which you can't really do anything in the short amount of time, then 90 minutes of doing some sort of work. Then you get another ridiculously short break and afterwards 45 minutes of equally boring teacher lecture. Most of the stuff you learn you end up forgetting when the next quarter is over. You can't even keep a steady job because each quarter you get new class days and if they conflict, too bad, you're never able to get your class schedule changed.

ITT Tech student: omfg why are we even here in class if all you do is give us 3209841209 pages of reading!! ITT Tech frickin sucks!

by chibi-usa tsukino October 12, 2009

Indian Tech Support

It's just like the title says. Horribly made and retarded.

I called up the Indian Tech Support and they called me a faggot.

by SnuggleBuddies June 5, 2017

Techgasm

Getting off on the latest Techno-Gadget

Johnny had a Techgasm when he saw the latest hard drive capacities.

by Rocinon Te August 16, 2006