Teacher 

A mean person who tortures students with tests and homework and books that make your backpack weigh 3 million pounds.

Mr. Teacher- OK kids!! For homework you have to read and finish "The Lord of the Rings" in 5 minutes!! It is 4,000 pages

and weighs 300 lbs! Have fun! If you don't finish you have 60 days of detention.

Students- Ugh.

Teacher by Dr. JonnyBaboon May 2, 2018

Teacher 

Satan's own personal SS officers. People who are set in school to make a caring place seem like Guantanamo Bay.

Teacher: Kid, Come up to the front of the class
Kid : Why?
Teacher: Your appointment with Satan is at 2:35

Teacher by Jontronisanazi January 24, 2018

Teacher 

A 59 year old math teacher, duh who else has a name like that who isn't borderline boring as fuck. She enjoys spending her free time (her students lunch period) having a secret affair, behind a locked classroom door sharing salad with her secret partner 40 year old fruit hoarder.

She has two lopsided breast each somehow equally spray tanned. Accessorized with a bob and bangs that look those on a off the grid, freestyle dance teacher from the 80's. With an addition of a voice sounding of dying children and nails on a chalkboard.

One of her favorite pass times include pissing her students off, giving unreasonable amounts of homework, doing wizardry in her log cabin, perfecting her dance moves alongside 40 year old fruit hoarder; for her next class with her dance students, conversing with her fellow teachers; as they die inside a little more when they hear her voice, and being that hoe none wants to know.

"that teacher"

Teacher by Ms. Cooper (that teacher) May 6, 2018

Teacher 

Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

Teacher by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

Teacher 

An ugly whore who you fuck every night.

Teacher

Teacher by gregoryfan83 June 11, 2018

Teacher 

A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.

Teacher: what are you laughing at????
You: Nothing
Your brain: i need a fucking shittttt

Teacher by <21savage> March 11, 2019

Teacher 

The biggest pieces of shit to ever walk to the earth. They give to much homework and don't give a fuck about your learning.

That teacher is a wanker

Teacher by Up Uranus March 18, 2019