Talan

That one dude. Talan can be weird and strange but he’s pretty cool. Talan loves his xbox and FOrTnItE. Sometimes Talan’s can have bad teeth. Talan’s fAvourite game is Tetris, duhhhhh. If you have a Talan as a best friend, your pretty special.

Oh look it’s Talan, that’s mah bes fran dood

by some person:) May 20, 2019

talaivosa

Talaivosa is amazing, she is a rare breed not many girls are like her. She is the cherry on top of a wonderful sundae. she will make the best girlfriend ever, once in a while you will fight with her but she is just overall the best person you will hang around.

you should be like talaivosa, she is amazing.

by Aaron_Talaivosa's bf 8-22-19❤️ December 21, 2019

kina Talaki

She ain't stank too much but loves her fucking food. If you see her eating a dick don't be surprised because she is probs on her period and can do anal rn so call back when u can. She loves a good meal from Maccas and her order stays the same a mcdick and a large frozen cum from sogoman.. you'll often find her fucking Ronald Mcdonald in the children's hospital bathrooms, even sometimes a threesome with the sick kids with cancer. kina is part deaf from all the cum in her ears blocking her from hearing u. DONT FORGET TO CUM IN HER ARMPITS !... also make sure u tell her to shave that big bush on that floppy pussy otherwise you'll be getting some herpes !!!!!! there are so many creases and flabbs in her pussy u dont know which ones the hole to stick it in.

Sick kid- "wheres Ronald"
doctor- "fucking kina Talaki"
Ronald - "JESUS CHRIST, WHATS THIS SHIT IS THAT YOUR ASS OR YOUR CREASE?"

by poppyohpoo November 27, 2019

Tala

Very funny, indecisive, gorgeous,goofy. Shes the type of girl that would act like she is worthless ,but deep inside shes worth millions. She Is insecure, yet she has nothing to worry about. A shorty but very worth cuddling

Tala is very funny.

by Gegestonesx December 1, 2019

talaja

An extinct species of ape that passed away 40 million years ago. This species was known to have Avery high pitched scream. They had more hair than most of other ape species. There is only one living that is kept safe by trained professionals. The species is harmless and nice but different than most apes.

That Talaja sure is hairy!

by Crazi Doode April 22, 2017

Talal

a gentle giant - quite famous with the ladies, pimpish tendencies. Wears heart on sleeve, therefore have many wives. Talals normally have soft hearts.

"Yo when I grow up I want to be a talal so i can have all the girls"

by Greg1 June 30, 2008

Takeaway Wife

An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.

*Sees man holding hands with young Asian
Gary: I see Steve has got a takeaway wife

by YeahYeahYeea September 7, 2016