Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy

Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!

by Peats April 17, 2018

taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 5, 2018

taffy twink

(among gay men) a gay or bisexual young man with a slim, but extremely tall, build. The term refers to if a twink was stretched in a taffy puller, and became very tall

Yeah, but his type is definitely taffy twinks. Not short guys

by Jendingo July 3, 2023

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025

Taffy

Taffy, a person who identifies as they/them and likes cute, pink stuff who'll also ruin your life in an instant when wanted or taunted with blood and power.

Dude #1:Dude, she pulled a Taffy on me.
Dude #2:I told you that they/them pussy aint worth shit

by Kent Drawz June 13, 2023

Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020

Saffy Taffy

When a blowjob is performed on somebody named Safwan.

"Hey Safwan, why were you behind the bleachers?"
"Its the perfect location for my girl to give me Saffy Taffy"

by MrCrocker May 4, 2022