Guy 1: "Yo I just scored with the hottest chick in the club last night, bro. You should see her. I bet you'll be jealous."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."
Guy 2: "That's cool and all but does she have the 3 T's?"
Guy 1: "I mean... I guess she has 2 out of the 3 T's."
Guy 2: "Then your claim is invalid."
by Fresh Timbs July 22, 2019
Get the The 3 T's mug.An awesome band from Chicago. They have some really great songs but it all went down the toilet with the song "Hey There Delilah." Don't get me wrong, its a beautiful song but with that one song a bunch of burn-outs started claiming the loved the Plain White T's even though that's the only song they've ever heard.
Burn-out: I love the Plain White T's!
PWT's fan: What's your favorite song from "Every Second Counts?"
Burn-out: "Hey There Delilah" duh!!!
PWT's: Have you heard "Come Back to Me?"
Burn-out: No
PWT's fan: How about "Figure it Out?"
Burn-out: No...
PWT's fan: "Friends don't let friends dial drunk?"
Burn-out: Uhhh... what???
PWT's fan: Exactly. You don't even know who the Plain White T's are so shut the fuck up bitch!!!
PWT's fan: What's your favorite song from "Every Second Counts?"
Burn-out: "Hey There Delilah" duh!!!
PWT's: Have you heard "Come Back to Me?"
Burn-out: No
PWT's fan: How about "Figure it Out?"
Burn-out: No...
PWT's fan: "Friends don't let friends dial drunk?"
Burn-out: Uhhh... what???
PWT's fan: Exactly. You don't even know who the Plain White T's are so shut the fuck up bitch!!!
by cupcake_eater March 30, 2009
Get the Plain White T's mug.Bobby :Dude lets go to the plain white t's concert at the meow meow tonite!
janis; Sure that will be killer!
janis; Sure that will be killer!
by Ali O May 1, 2005
Get the plain white t's mug.Some flaccid acousticrap band that's huge on college and mainstream radio. A bunch of unoriginal bleating about how much some dude either loves/misses some stupid sorority chick who's probably blowing some guy named Trey at a kegger. Listening to them conjures up a perfect image of a guy in tight pants strumming his acoustic guitar in the common area of the dorm trying to score some freshman snatch. Makes Jack Johnson look like Dave Mustaine.
-Hey, have you ever heard of Plain White T's?
-Yeah, they're that band with unintentional improper grammar in their name that isn't as good as Neil Young, Sonic Youth, the Adolescents, or most anything else in the history of recorded music.
-Thank you Mr. President
-Yeah, they're that band with unintentional improper grammar in their name that isn't as good as Neil Young, Sonic Youth, the Adolescents, or most anything else in the history of recorded music.
-Thank you Mr. President
by let's talk better mileage March 31, 2010
Get the plain white t's mug.by yourmomslove May 28, 2009
Get the i.t.s.f.w.i. mug.An alliteration to describe someone with small boobs. Instead of "Double D's," Double T's stands for tiny tits.
Girl:OH I LOVE THIS BATHING SUIT!i'm gonna go try it on.
friend: girl no ur not. U need a push up with them double T's
friend: girl no ur not. U need a push up with them double T's
by Whatathug March 26, 2017
Get the Double T's mug.Acronym for Market Terminating Slut: (emm-tee-ess), slang, also pronounced: MuTS (muhts)
*1.) Term used to describe the women who reduce or terminate the market of available good men. The selfish, insecure, or unfaithful female who had a good man, but ruined him for the rest of us.
*2.) In the adult entertainment industry (exotic dancers, professional escorts, etc.), term commonly used to describe females who hate because they lack either the courage or physical beauty to be compensated for providing a man pleasurable experiences, so they do the same thing for free (or for minimal gain such as lunch or dinner) with multiple men who are not THEIR man. Usually a hybrid combination of Lunch Ho and sick ho, typically justifies her behavior rather than feel ho-guilt.
*1.) Term used to describe the women who reduce or terminate the market of available good men. The selfish, insecure, or unfaithful female who had a good man, but ruined him for the rest of us.
*2.) In the adult entertainment industry (exotic dancers, professional escorts, etc.), term commonly used to describe females who hate because they lack either the courage or physical beauty to be compensated for providing a man pleasurable experiences, so they do the same thing for free (or for minimal gain such as lunch or dinner) with multiple men who are not THEIR man. Usually a hybrid combination of Lunch Ho and sick ho, typically justifies her behavior rather than feel ho-guilt.
Examples:
*1.) "Paul is a great guy, but he has trust issues and commitment issues because his ex was an M.T.S.
*2.) "Girl, these MTS are f'ing up the game. "
Happy, secure woman: "Of course I don't care if my man spends a few dollars at a strip club with his friends on his birthday. I know he'll come back home ready to give ME a party. At least he's not out screwing around with MTS."
Sad, rightfully angry woman: "My man doesn't come home at all. He's probably in a parking lot somewhere with his sidepiece right now. That nasty M.T.S."
*1.) "Paul is a great guy, but he has trust issues and commitment issues because his ex was an M.T.S.
*2.) "Girl, these MTS are f'ing up the game. "
Happy, secure woman: "Of course I don't care if my man spends a few dollars at a strip club with his friends on his birthday. I know he'll come back home ready to give ME a party. At least he's not out screwing around with MTS."
Sad, rightfully angry woman: "My man doesn't come home at all. He's probably in a parking lot somewhere with his sidepiece right now. That nasty M.T.S."
by lolabunnie December 27, 2012
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