Tristan

Camouflage. Grease. Tobacco. Older girls. Boots. Unintelligence. All these words define a Tristan. The biggest douchebag you can find and a huge manwhore. He wears the rebel flag everyday to show that he's a complete racist and homophobic fuck.

"Smell that?"
"Yea tf is that?"
"Oh it's just Tristan's tobacco spit"

by JermalNermal March 2, 2017

Tristan

Normally have small dicks and are pricks dont know how to treat a girl what so ever

lmfao . he has a small dick

opss dont pull a tristan

by isthatatictacohwaititsyourdick November 14, 2011

Tristan

Tristan is the biggest fuckin faggot in the world who sucks dick for a living. Hes a hermaphrodite who cant play soccer and is jealous of pierce and dean's (Ibras) skills. Did i tell you he was a fajit?

Hey is your name Tristan because you look pretty damn gay

by Ibra1998 July 13, 2016

Tristan

a type of white cracker

friend 1:damn he's so white
friend 2: call him tristan

by 701CodeHero October 3, 2017

tristan

a smelly ass kid that goes to mclaughlin school and he smells like ass yup thats a tristan hes smelly

that guys smelly hes a tristan

by tristan is a smelly boy October 24, 2019

Tristan

an absolute simp, even though he continues to deny it. may just have the worse hairline on the entirety of planet earth. most likely to 'put down' his dog. owns a TERRIBLE segment called "comedy hour". only talent would be making saying spanish funnies and once in a while, saying something smart

TRISTAN IS AN EXTREME SIMP

by TRISTANISANEXTREMESIMP November 10, 2020

Tristan

He is a loyal sweet caring athletic funny he may get shy at times but only the beginning it starts to shine more when you get to know him he is cool to hang out with to he’s like one of those niggas you needa have

Mike-Papi chulo I forgot my money for sugar

Tristan-Don’t worry I’ll give you my sugar and pay

by Youraveragespeake October 30, 2018