Dick and Wall Torture

The process of one using a wall to torture their male genitalia to receive extensive pleasure and achieve euphoria

Wow Jerry, that dick and wall torture totally did the trick, I feel great!

by Ball’n’Wall July 13, 2020

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:) better known as COCK AND BALL TORTURE EXTREME >:) is a ritual performed by a gang of jaquari (the plural of jaquarius) where it is the most painful or relieving form of masturbation ever and everyman wants this device in his back yard

charles: hey chad wan come to my backyard to get on so C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)
Chad: OMG YES GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE I WOULD LOVE TO EXPIERINCE THAT

by imabigyearold3 February 13, 2023

iPod Torture

endlessly flipping through the shuffle feature on your iPod at home, or in the car, driving the people around you insane with three second clips of songs.

"Click...Click.........Click..Click"
"Dude, would you just pick a song? You're driving me nuts."

"Ugh...I can't find anything to listen to!"
"Well hurry up. Enough with the iPod Torture."

by Greythame985 December 30, 2009

Tallahassee Tickle Torture

A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).

Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!

by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010

Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon

Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!

by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011

chinese penis torture

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.

example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)

by cv3 July 24, 2006

chinese water torture

a kind of torture performed by dripping one drop of water at a time on someone's forehead. it induces boredom and eventually a lot of frustration.

As a punishment for breaking a window, he put his son through a Chinese water torture for a couple of hours.

by KRHimself October 25, 2004