Tom

Any canadian goose that approaches you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom took the pretzel from my hand

by oscarthegrouch62 July 11, 2021

Tom

Time of month

"Oh no, tom's here!"
"It's that tom"

by Kmoral05 June 15, 2017

Tom

Fat ugly neek

Tom is a fat ugly neek

by Tom the fat neek July 28, 2020

Tom

A Tom is usually addicted to root beer and and will call you a douchebag

Ryan - Hey Tom

Tom - hey you fuckin douchebag.

by Indian goat May 12, 2020

Tom

Tom is a freak athlete who thinks everything is funny. Tom tries to be the best at everything he does. He takes pretty much everything as a joke unless it has to do with sports. Tom loves being black and he'll let you know it. He likes to make a lot of stereotypical jokes which gets him into trouble but he honestly doesn't care. Tom is a very flirtatious person who really can't hold a girl for long and if he does him and everyone else is very surprised.

If you wanna see a star athlete look at Tom

by free_billy_ September 22, 2019

Tom

A two faced cunt who is clingy and desperate!

Fred: Tom told me you were slagging me off.
Henry: Tom is two faced what do you expect.

by Henryboyyyy0123 December 10, 2018

Tom

Tom is an amazing person . If you meet a Tom then make sure to be friends with him . All his friends say he is caring, sweet, kind, funny and extremely handsome . Tom is so romantic and is the best kisser , all girls say Tom would be the perfect boyfriend. Tom is such a lovable person but he doesn’t fall in love easily. Tom is really athletic and fit , and is very strong mentally and physically. Tom is one of the sweetest people ever , he cares and looks out for people . Tom is the perfect friend . And any girl would be the luckiest girl in the world to be his girlfriend.

I love Tom , everyone has a crush on him , he’s so sweet !

by Trudie Bailey February 24, 2021