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When the mandem link up in a gaff after the shisha spot shuts and someone (usually Satti) brings out a 2kg Lurpak like it’s holy prasad. Next ting you know, Sunny’s slipping about in his socks, Deepa is bare chest doing downward dog, and Choda’s got more butter on his bunda than on naan bread. The “dance” bit is just everyone sliding, grinding, and trying not to mash their head on the radiator while chanting like it’s some tantric temple sesh.
Fam, last night was mad… we ended up doing the Tibetan Butter Dance at Choda's. Man’s living room still smells like ghee and shame.
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(noun)
A forbidden sex ritual at a Tibetan Air bnb where lube is replaced with Yak butter, and dignity doesn’t survive the night. Starts when one wasteman (usually Choda) melts down half a kilo, pours it over his own crack, and slaps his cheeks until they glisten like naan fresh out the tandoor. Harps then slips three fingers in, stirs like he’s churning ghee, and yanks his wrist like he’s starting a lawnmower. Manvir’s got Choda folded into a full lotus, ankles pinned behind his ears, while Gurdeep’s raw-dogging him so hard the butter literally squirts back out like a busted croissant.
The “dance” part? That’s when they’re all sliding around on the kitchen tiles, cocks out, losing balance, slipping in the butter and still somehow managing to keep fucking. By the end, the room smells like rancid dairy and regret, Choda’s hole looks like it just did a pilgrimage, and Harps is licking his butter-coated fingers swearing it “tastes spiritual.”
(noun)
A forbidden sex ritual at a Tibetan Air bnb where lube is replaced with Yak butter, and dignity doesn’t survive the night. Starts when one wasteman (usually Choda) melts down half a kilo, pours it over his own crack, and slaps his cheeks until they glisten like naan fresh out the tandoor. Harps then slips three fingers in, stirs like he’s churning ghee, and yanks his wrist like he’s starting a lawnmower. Manvir’s got Choda folded into a full lotus, ankles pinned behind his ears, while Gurdeep’s raw-dogging him so hard the butter literally squirts back out like a busted croissant.
The “dance” part? That’s when they’re all sliding around on the kitchen tiles, cocks out, losing balance, slipping in the butter and still somehow managing to keep fucking. By the end, the room smells like rancid dairy and regret, Choda’s hole looks like it just did a pilgrimage, and Harps is licking his butter-coated fingers swearing it “tastes spiritual.”
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I thought it was just gonna be a cheeky threesome, but ten minutes later I’m arse-deep in butter, Choda’s screaming in tongues, Harps is slip-n-sliding on his belly with his cock like a hockey stick, and Dhunna’s licking greasy finger-holes like it’s a Domino’s garlic dip — full Tibetan Butter Dance, bruv.”
“Fam, I thought it was just gonna be a cheeky threesome, but ten minutes later I’m arse-deep in butter, Choda’s screaming in tongues, Harps is slip-n-sliding on his belly with his cock like a hockey stick, and Dhunna’s licking greasy finger-holes like it’s a Domino’s garlic dip — full Tibetan Butter Dance, bruv.”
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"Hey, B, while you're down there can I give you a Tibetan Streamline?"
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"There's nothing I'd love more, E!"
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"Free Tibet!" An old Tibetan lady cried as she protested her sign to the Chinese Embassy. More cheers erupted from the crowd for a sign of mercy. Every March 10th, Tibetans come together and walk to the Chinese Embassy, all across the world, for a chance their country will be freed from the Chinese government. All they ever wanted was freedom for their family who cannot leave their own country. It's been 74 years since. Over 1.2 million Tibetans have died from the Chinese, torturing them deadly. The Tibetan youth born in Tibet have now been brainwashed into thinking many bad things about the 14th Dalai Lama and more. God please bless the youth and people in Tibet, and may Tibet be freed one day.
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