Cross thread

When your gal is menstrating and you tie a tampon on your dong and screw her.

My girl was on the rag but she was lookin so hot so I didn’t care, I cross threaded her

by Crossthread August 4, 2023

Thread Poacher

The part of an assembly that keeps the wheels from falling off. Usually missing

The wheels fell off this light, it looks like its missing the thread poacher.

by Beardedjeff June 1, 2021

Thread Man

A programmer who has just stumbled into the wonderful world of threads and upon running his or her program finds they have spawned nearly two thousand threads.

alright let's compile and see what we get...
no errors, that's good...
*runs*
*processor goes wild*
*computer locks up*
*BSOD*
*super hero status attained*

I am Thread Man

by return 0; March 27, 2011

thread end

A dead end in a comments thread. Can apply to any sort of forum where comments are left by users. This can be initiated by an uninvited comment in a thread (thereby disrupting already existing conversation), or a dwindling conversation that neither party knows how to end politely.

Jackie and I were commenting on an old photo of us on Facebook, until Josh interjected with his comment. He led us to a thread end.

by remember to be kind May 6, 2018

Thread domination

In internet forums, this is where a member creates a thread in which others are little interested, and will often post over and over again, to try to encourage people to respond.

Thread domination is often the work of unpopular trolls.

"If we wanted to suffer from thread domination, we'd read your shitty blog."

by Javert October 22, 2011

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

sick threads

The juiciest most moist clothing on the entire market

Bro, I gotta get down to Urban Planet and pick me up some sick threads. Holla

by the dawgpounder February 22, 2014