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two thousand and nineteen

A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.
Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
by PonyTrainBoi January 5, 2019
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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Hundred-thousand hustle

When a car hits the 100,000 mi/km mark and starts becoming an endless money pit due to constant repair work needed.
“I want to look for a cheap used car but don’t want anything over 100k on the odometer. I don’t have the time, sanity, or money to go through a hundred-thousand hustle.”
by Original Orangutans August 6, 2019
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One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”
by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018
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Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.
Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?
by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020
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Two Thousand and Twenty

This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.
Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.
by The Real Albert Aji July 12, 2020
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thousand per mille

1000‰, or just a different way of saying the exact same thing as 100%. Used by noveau-hipsters trying to be ever so slightly different than everyone else.
<Taylor>: Did that really happen?
<Charlie>: 1000‰ thousand per mille
by eganist July 16, 2020
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