thomas 

to relapse a girl's (or man's) anus.

Charlene, sorry about last night. You should have told me you had a fragile anus so I wouldn't have Thomased you.

thomas by asdfjk December 19, 2007

Thomas 

A white teenager boy with green eyes who gets all the girls for some odd reason. Blonde, funny charming somethings aggressive. (In the shirts too lol). He would always be there for you. Quiet often. But is aggressive and fun to have sex with and always make sex fun and enjoyable. (occasionally has a big penis)

¨OMG Thomas and I had sex yesterday, you wouldn't believe it since he is so quiet. BUT DAMN. He knows how to finger a girl fam.

Thomas by Maddycash1234 February 15, 2017

Thomas 

The most loyal and trustworthy man ever. He is literally made out of boyfriend material. Any problems you have, he will take care of it. He also keeps it real with you and will take great lengths to make someone happy.

Hey, that dude over there seems like such a Thomas. I wish i had someone like a Thomas.

Thomas by RealOne03 April 24, 2017

Thomas 

Thomas is a male pretends to be a caring guy but is a horndog for every girl

"your a Thomas"

Thomas by 1023hannah January 14, 2018

Thomas 

Typically someone with no pubes and a tiny willy. They can also have huge foreheads to which you could build many runways upon

Your a thomas arnt you

Thomas by God of girlzzzzzz v0.2 February 25, 2018

Thomas 

Someone with a bad receding hairline who looks like a turtle

Shut up Thomas

Thomas by Your Mom 1658 March 8, 2017

Thomas 

An absoloute midget twat who should drink bleach.

You're such a Thomas go kill yourself.

Thomas by Mr Bigwinky February 15, 2017