yodel patch

A woman's pussy... you know... her muff... her nookie...

How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9

Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^

by CDSmith1967 May 10, 2006

sour patching

giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."

by cherryfrog12 February 24, 2010

Scabbage patch

A cluster of scabs.

Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch

by Petrified slug August 31, 2019

Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch February 21, 2009

Bad patch

A extremely long period where everything that can go wrong does .

It's a fucking bad patch

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 3, 2020

Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.

Look at that snatch patch over there

by Austin Bissell February 4, 2015

nacho patch

A ladies well groomed nether region

Let's see ya Nacho patch love!

by Urban Tarmac grower February 18, 2015